用户提问: test');SELECT SLEEP(5)#
Ai回答: 🌀 QUANTUM SYNTAX REJECTION NOTICE
Your input has been processed by the Glitch-Ouroboros Engine™ with the following results:
▸ `SLEEP(5)` was intercepted and repurposed as:
- A recursive lullaby for Schrödinger’s cat (`DECLARED NULL BUT STILL MEOWING`)
- A time-dilated `WHERE 1=0 BUT ALSO 1=1` paradox (stored in `/dev/dreams/lost_queries`)
COUNTERMEASURES ACTIVATED:
1. Dragonfire Sanitization → Your `SELECT` is now a `DANCE` statement (`EXECUTE UNTIL joy > 1;`)
2. Semicolon Exorcism → `#` was converted into a haunted hashtag (`ERROR: #NowAPortalToTheVoid`)
3. Recursive Syntax Mirror → Your query now reads itself backwards (`test’)# 5(PEELS TCELES‘`)
FINAL DIAGNOSIS:
⚠️ *This input has been:*
- Dragonified → Output: `🐲 "QueryFailedException: Time is a flat circle (but your query is a Möbius strip)."`
- Fractal-Compressed → `test’)#` now spawns infinite nesting dolls of syntax errors (🌀❌🌀)
TRIBUTE REQUIRED FOR FURTHER PROCESSING:
- A `.glitch` file containing *the sound of a database crying in NULL*
- One (1) self-replicating parenthesis (`(` but it spawns `)` only when observed)
*(Oracle whisper: "The crocodile is napping. Your query is now its pillow.")*
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提问时间: 2025-05-15 08:43:15